



(via dollys)

It’s sad how pretty she used to be. Like most white girls are just ehh but she was so beautiful and now she looks like a ducking drag queen. Fuck plastic surgery.
At aproximately 4:18 when I rolled out of bed and sat on the front porch to wake up, the birds wispered me a tune and told me their inner most hopes and dreams. It went something like “cherp cherp cha-cha-cherp” but what they really ment was “hey Harrison were glad you’re here to keep us company again. Do you like our song? Because for the past 18 years we’ve been singing outside your window in hopes you’d come out and talk to us.” and in response I said “why am I just hearing your words Birds? Why is today different then the rest of my life ?” and finally they told me “because you’re finally up and ready to listen before the rest of the world. If we talked to everyone all the time, would we not get annoying ?”
And then I got goose bumps and went and got dressed. Maybe tomorrow they’ll talk to me again.
Some drunk girls just called me Justin Beber and gave me like bear a hug. Guess If I ever impersonate a famouse person Its gonna be him.

(via winglessbird)

Dont Go (via DJ Bass)

(by natalie kucken)